The December 14, 2011 Holiday Issue of the Augustana newsletter is special in that it has no mention of the holidays. Not one. Sure, one page references Final Exams, but there isn’t even a Holiday Closure announcement!
Any complaints about the quality, thoroughness, or lack of seasonal warmth should be directed to email@example.com – we promise that your note will receive the attention it deserves! The Augustana newsletter will return on January 11, 2012, with a countdown to the end of the Mayan calendar and possibly THE END OF THE WORLD!
Have a warm and wonderful (final?) holiday season!