Here at Augustana Newsletter Central, we’ve heard that not everyone can open the newsletter… In fact, it seems that few of you – the ones most deeply committed to staying abreast of what’s happening on our fair campus – can explore the information you seek!
That changes now.
Starting with today’s edition, you can now view the Augustana Newsletter in a series of full, glorious images designed to amaze and entertain. You will never again miss hearing about any of our upcoming events.
You don’t have to thank us. Our only reward is the look of sheer, unadulterated bliss that crosses your face when you click here and – within moments – read our newsletter.
Our work here is done. If you have content for the newsletter, please send it in either PDF or JPG form to email@example.com.
[Hero rides off into the sunset.]